In the great Grand Floridian
There was a Coach
Thinking in his room
Warding off thoughts
Off losses and doom
And there were two horrible contracts
And two worthless players
Who made no shots despite all our prayers
And a fanbase who loved to grouse
And no championship trophies to be had in our house
And a superstar center with a brain full of mush
And a coach way out of his league whispering “hush”
Goodnight 76ers
Goodnight playoffs
Goodnight Gargano eating his meals in a trough
Goodnight hope
Goodnight to our GM the dope
Goodnight Sixers
We need more mixers
For the spirits we need
Drank down our gullets with greed
And goodnight Brand
On a one way flight to Kazakhstan
And goodnight Shake
A wide open three you could not make
Goodnight Ben and your cries of glee
And goodnight to his subluxated knee
Goodnight window
Goodnight efforts to not be a lush
Goodnight nobody
Goodnight Embiid’s brain made of mush
And goodnight to the coach whispering “hush”
Goodnight hopes
Goodnight air
Goodnight championship dreams everywhere