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Tim Tebow’s new agent ‘100% guarantees’ he signs a major league deal after showcase

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Tim Tebow is crediting his newfound success to a change in management.

Los Angeles, Calif. – The new agent for ex-NFL quarterback Tim Tebow made a bold proclamation this morning, guaranteeing the athlete would be signing a major league deal with one of the 20 teams, scheduled to attend his showcase.

B.L. ZeBub, head representative of the Inferno Talent Agency, guaranteed his newest client would greatly impress at the Aug. 30 showcase and be signing with one of the 20 teams in attendance, including the Phillies, before the season is completed.

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Editor’s Note: Cripes! Sorry, but here’s the real Dez Bryant video

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Dez loves to waterski. And he loves blimps. Who knew?

When The Coggin Toboggan wants to get serious it turns its coverage over to its editor and founder to bring everything to a screeching halt. Goodbye funny, say hello to self pity and depression.

Yesterday, we posted a video to the Toboggan that we purchased for a substantial sum of money that was reportedly the nefarious Dez Bryant video the media has been going crazy over for the past week. We couldn’t tell if it was fake, we couldn’t tell if it was true, so we left it up to our readers to decide.

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Alleged Dez Bryant video purchased by The Coggin Toboggan

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Will Dez Bryant’s career ever be resurrected following the release of this controversial, disgusting footage?

Earlier today, the Coggin Toboggan was able to purchase the Dez Bryant video that has been teased to the media for the past several days. It was a major coup for our small, fledgling blog, but we believe it will thrust us onto the same stage as Deadspin and ESPN.

After hours of intense negotiation with shady, back alley channels, we purchased the infamous video for a hefty sum.

The video is embedded below.

With all of the rumors floating around the internet about this particular video, the CT editor in chief decided it was imperative to jump on the opportunity to purchase what could be a seminal video in 2015.

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