Who will make our Eagles picks for this week?

Wow…this is why I never bet on football games. The gravy train with biscuit wheels is officially off the tracks. Oh my god we SUCK at making picks for these Eagles games. After a hot start we’ve gotten all four predictions wrong in the past two weeks.

Oh wait, I mean, our guest pickers are terrible at making predictions because these are REAL guests making REAL picks for us.

We are awful.

So this week the Eagles (+4.5) take on the hated Cowboys in a clash of the top two NFC East teams. Dak Prescott welcomes Philadelphia to Arlington and Skip Bayless is already creaming in his jeans to see his crush take on Carson Wentz and the Eagles.

Just admit you want to tenderly kiss Prescott’s neck, Skip, and your life will be so much happier.

Win/loss prediction results: 2-4

Against the spread: 3-3

But who will make our picks this week…it’s Tony Romo! Tony, welcome to the Coggin.

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Tony Romo makes our special guest picks this week.

Romo: Ungnhhhhhghhh ….. ……. hmmmppphhhh ghhhhhhhhh annghhhhhhh.

…… ……… ……  ……

Blahghhhhhhh hammphhhhh tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ……

…. ……. …….

hghanmmmmmmm mmmhhphhhsst …. …..

::he blinks twice and briefly moves his neck, straining to complete such a basic physical movement::

…………………. …… …………………..

::Squeezes the hand of a loved one::

hmmmpahhhhhh  thehhehhhhhhphhhhh …. .aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

::A hospice nurse walks over to our reporter and hands him a piece of paper::

“Are you from the Coggin Toboggan? Mr. Romo wanted you to have this. He needs your prayers. Thank you and god bless.”

::Reporter opens the note from Romo::

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PREDICTION: Eagles 17, Cowboys 20.

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