The Coggin Toboggan is going to be dark for a day or two while we deal with some things beyond our control. In the meantime, maybe hold off on committing suicide and read some of these FABULOUS articles we wrote over the last year and change. Plenty of laughs to be had.
RumorBot 2.0 predicts the head coaching changes in the 2016 NFL season.
Joel Embiid participates in a less than traditional rehab program with the Eagles.
Nicki Minaj and Jerry Colangelo enjoyed a whirlwind romance.
Chip Kelly and Sam Hinkie have a massive trade-off for Philadelphia supremacy.
Les Bowen goes to extraordinary lengths to get a scoop on Chip Kelly being fired.