Apparently the Flyers PA announcer has been piping in glorious Ric Flair WOOOOOs during stoppages of play for the past two home games. The Flyers are 2-0 in those games. Coincidence? Obviously not.

Woooooooooooooooooooooo!

There is nothing, I repeat, nothing that is not improved with a good Ric Flair woo. Think back to the time you lost your virginity (or just imagine it for those of us that have dedicated our lives to the Lord)…pretty embarrassing right? Probably not all that fun?

Well, just imagine letting out an impressive WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO instead of what you actually did (burst into tears) and it’s 100 times better, no?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Remember that funeral you went to last week? For your grandma? She’d be looking down at you from heaven if you had sent her off with a proper WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO instead of looking up at you from hell after you just cried at her grave. You disgraced her and yourself with your pathetic display.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

Oh, but there’s always a Scrooge that has to shit in the figgy pudding. Who could possibly have a problem with elated crowds piping back with their own WOOOOOOOOOS during stoppages?

Of COURSE Tim Panaccio has a problem with it. Anything that takes away attention from his pencil thin mustache at the Wells Fargo Center is not up to the standards of old Timmy Panaccio. He wants it to stop right now, damnit, and I’m sure taking to Twitter will definitely get things done and NOT results in millions of WOOOOOO replies.

You know what the doctor prescribes for you, Mr. Panaccio? Several knife edge chops to the sternum, delivered by the Nature Boy himself.

That should set you straight. Jump on the Flair wave, Timmy, and lets ride it to the promised land.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO