Not a good day if you’re a fan of the U.S. men’s Olympic swim team, folks.

If you’re following the soap opera currently unfurling in Rio this week with several members of the U.S. swimming team than I’m sure you’ve already seen the newest wrinkle to this very strange story.

This newest tidbit broke this morning and further lends doubt to the story Ryan Lochte told the media earlier this week about being robbed at gunpoint by fake Brazil police officers.

Oh boy. Ryan Lochte, you’ve got some splainin’ to do.

But hold on a second…seems like a familiar story. Where have I seen something like this before…hmmm….

OH MY GOD WE’VE BUSTED THIS STORY WIDE OPEN.

It makes perfect sense! You’ve got two high powered, high profile athletes with vendettas against bathroom doors. You know Wentz has experience in breaking down gas station bathroom doors….it’s a volatile combination that was bound to explode.

Wentz hasn’t practiced all week because of a rib injury. Nobody has seen him out on the field…so who’s to say he wasn’t in Brazil, partying it up with the boys of the U.S. swim team?

They go out, maybe tip a few back, things get out of control….and before you know it Wentz and Lochte are fleeing the country after a horrendous bathroom door mishap.

I’ve seen it happen hundreds of times before.

Ladies and gentlemen, the more you unroll this one the more it stinks.

Someone find Wentz. If his hair is dyed platinum blonde, then lock him up and throw away the key.