REPORT: Howie Roseman addressed Eagles roster before blockbuster trade


Roseman broke the news of the blockbuster trade to the roster before it was made public.

Philadelphia, PA – Howie Roseman addressed the entirety of the Eagles roster earlier today moments before he revealed the organizations decision to trade up for Cleveland’s second overall pick in the 2016 NFL Draft.


According to several reports, Roseman called the roster together and addressed them about the transaction.

“Today we felt we had received an offer from the Browns that was too good to pass up. We gave away several draft picks this year and several more in the year’s to come. Obviously this will definitely mean some changes to our roster,” Roseman said.

Using years of experience and his human resources background, Roseman continued and assured the roster of what was going to happen going into the draft.

“How to put this…well, everyone that believes they have roster security going into next season please take a step forward. NOT SO FAST SAM,” Roseman yelled, putting a hand out to stop Bradford from moving.

Bradford looked around the room and realized he was the only member that had not taken a step forward.

“Where do you think you’re going, little antsy there aren’t you Sammy? Take the hint, beat it scrub,” Roseman said, as he motioned for security to escort the quarterback from the complex.

“Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.”

At press time, Roseman threw a half-filled cup of boiling hot coffee at Bradford when he saw him in the team parking lot.

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