Steve, cheer up buddy. Just because you lost the game for us in the last two minutes doesn’t mean you have to be nervous about your job security.

Thanks Ron. Tough one last night.

Yep, exactly. Would have been much better if you had been able to shuffle your fat ass across the crease to stop the world’s slowest wraparound attempt. But yeah, don’t worry about it.

Ron? You ok?

No no, really, just don’t worry about it and focus on the next game and how you’ll blow it for your hard working teammates and how you’re forcing me to drink more than I want to and spend more time on the phone looking for a goalie who can stop the GODDAMN puck.

It’s just one goal Ron, I’ll do better next game.

I should slash you right across those weak hamstrings of yours, you piece of garbage.

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Get the fuck out of my office.