97.5 the Fanatic’s Jason Myrtetus can suck eggs


A real cool dude.

I swear this is the last political post I’ll make in lieu of the 2016 election finally coming to a close. I’m sick of it, I’m sick of people arguing about it, and it’s time to move forward.

But damnit, there’s one thing stemming from this that still bothers me.

Jason Myrtetus, a producer of Mike Missanelli’s afternoon drive show on 97.5 the Fanatic, decided to tell listeners yesterday that he decided not to vote in the 2016 election.

Was he too busy creating a new, fake racist caller to replace Dwayne from Swedesboro? Maybe there was a two for one sale on turtle wax at his local Walmart and he had to stock up to keep his head nice and buffed?

Nah, he just didn’t want to vote this election. He didn’t enjoy the candidates, so he decided to “exercise his right to not vote” this year.

Myrtetus, and other degenerates of his ilk, can go suck eggs.

Are you kidding me? Get out and vote. It takes two seconds and it’s what this country was founded on. Have your voice be heard. I don’t care if you voted for Hillary, for Trump, for a third party candidate, for Harambe….just get out and vote.

It’s a hacky argument to make, but it’s the right argument.

Plenty of local officials to cast a vote for, a few ballot questions, much more than just president.

Maybe if one of the ballot questions advocated additional funding to reverse the course of male patterned baldness, cue-ball Myrtetus would have squeezed himself into one of the voter booths.

What are you too cool to vote, Jason? Are you trying to “keep it real” because none of the candidates lived up to your expectations? Give me a break. Generations fought for your right to have your voice be heard in the direction and future of America, and something that many other countries are still fighting for. Hell, women couldn’t vote until 1920.

Nah, but Jason had better things to do on Tuesday.

Stick to making phony phone calls to Missanelli, Jason, that’s about all that you’re good for.

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