Dallas, Texas – Greg Hardy, Dallas Cowboys defensive end who has been the focal point of public scrutiny this season after his role in an abusive relationship with his ex-girlfriend Nicole Holder, poured out his heart and soul into a new Twitter bio this morning, showing the world that he himself was the victim in the whole scenario.
Hardy’s Twitter bio now reads this:
“Innocent until proven guilty-lack of knowledge & information is just ignorance-the unjust/prejudicial treatment of diff categories of people is discrimination.”
Millions of tweets, phone calls, and emails have since been sent to Hardy, expressing notes of condolences and regret at the way he has been treated in this whole scenario.
“Frankly, I had no idea he was hurting this much on the inside. Maybe we were all just too quick to judge him and didn’t take a few minutes to think about how he felt?” said Johnathan Katzenberg, of Center City. “I feel like a cad. Poor big lug. Maybe I should have thought about how HE felt that night, instead of his bruised and battered girlfriend. That would have been the fair thing to do.”
$30,000 raised by the 94 WIP Josh Innes, Spike Eskin, and Hollis Thomas show, which was earmarked to go to a Dallas women’s shelter, has been donated to Hardy instead.
“We just felt he’s been through so much with this, he should get something nice. Did you see his Twitter bio? That’s a guy who is really hurting on the inside,” said Innes. “He should use that 30 grand and just have fun with it, a night on the town or something.”
Nicole Holder, the ex-girlfriend of Greg Hardy who had the courage and bravery to out the defensive end for his abusive relationship, admitted she was maybe a bit too hard on Hardy after the controversial athlete changed the bio on his Twitter page to paint himself as the victim.
“I probably won’t ever be able to trust a man again, but Greg is the real victim. Sure he has million of dollars, beautiful cars, an opulent home, but did you see his new Twitter bio? He’s hurting. That is powerful stuff,” she said. “I can’t imagine how he feels.”
As of press time, Greg Hardy woke up from the most beautiful dream and had a lovely 10 seconds of bliss before remembering he was the most hated piece of shit in America.