At this very moment, Nick Williams felt what every single Phillies fan felt last night while watching this beleaguered bullpen try to cough away yet another win after a stellar performance from Nick Pivetta.

The Phillies ended winning in 10 after blowing a 9th inning two run lead, but not before Williams took a ball off the outfield fence into the old schnozolla, resulting in a deluge of blood and several social media videos he’d likely enjoy being scrubbed from the internet….all of which you can see after the jump!

(Andrew Dice Clay voice) BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE….OHHH!

Resident hockey crank and old man yelling at cloud Sam Carchidi decided to share his thoughts on twitter and ham-handedly insert hockey into the discussion in the worst legitimate way possible.

“Now hold on a second, I don’t want to minimize Nick Williams’ injury, but let me go ahead and minimize his injury.”

Great stuff, Sam. Hockey guys are plenty tough and I’m sure not a single one regrets his actions in the league.

(Reads through Sam’s mentions….) Oh wait a second:

Feeling a little sheepish now, Sammy boy?

Oh well. In the end, it all turned out well for the boys in red and white pinstripes.

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