Hey sports fans, the Eagles are back in the NFC title game for the first time since 2008 and you know what that means….tailgating brah! If there’s one thing The Coggin Toboggan knows, it’s how to throw a great party, so what better time to hold our first ever official Coggin Toboggan tailgate before the Eagles beat the Vikings this Sunday!
Sure, other blogs and websites hold tailgates for all of their fans, but there ain’t no party like a Coggin Toboggan party, because a Coggin Toboggan party don’t stop!
Here are all the details you’ll need to get your party on! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!
Start time: 5 a.m. Doors will be locked from the outside until conclusion of the tailgate.
Place: Church of Miracles 1st Provincial Gathering, 346 apt. 2B, Broad Street.
Ticket Price: $50 (includes food)
Food: Saltines and ginger ale will be provided at noon for lunch.
Alcohol: Prohibited completely. Anyone caught bringing alcohol to the event will be ejected immediately. No refunds will be provided.
Event Description: Bibles will be provided for all who attend. The first psalm reading will begin at 5 a.m. sharp. Pastor John can get testy if people arrive late, so please don’t tempt him. Gathered attendees will be subjected to hours of Pastor John’s inventive preaching methods and interactive flogging sessions designed to “beat the sin” out of our earthly vessels. Room temperature will be raised to 110 degrees from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. for lecture on the dangers of hell and the temptations of Satan that face us everyday. Gospel study and leper wrapping/toe-attachment from 3 to 8 p.m. Break from 8 to 8:15 p.m. Final services and symposium on dangers of organized sport from 8:15 p.m. to midnight. At midnight, the collection plate is passed among attendees and the tailgate does not conclude until $5,000 is raised for next year’s event.
AWESOME! I cannot wait to see everyone at the first official Coggin Toboggan tailgate this Sunday. See you at the party!