South Philadelphia

Can Joel Embiid stop playing pickup games against goofy idiots before I have a heart attack?

Joel Embiid took to the courts of Philadelphia over the weekend on a whim and decided to slaughter all of the goofy white guys who dared get in his way. The videos, captured in all of their ball-busting glory on Twitter, are fabulous.

Take a look and cower as Embiid viciously dunks on any hipster that dares get in his way:

So good. I could watch them all day long.

Glad you got it out of your system, Joel, because Lou Brown has some sage words of advice for you after the jump:

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Jesus Christ. All I can think about watching these clips is Joel dunking on some loser, coming down from the rim and landing on someone’s foot and tearing every single ligament in his knee.

For anyone playing basketball in South Philly where Joel has been known to show up, if you see the big man strolling over to the court to play you should be courteous, let him into your game, and for the love of god don’t play any defense against him whatsoever. Do you really want to be caught on someone’s iPhone as the guy Joel lands on and misses the next season because he tore his ACL after you gawked at his windmill dunk and didn’t get out of his landing zone?

Because if you do end up as that guy you’re going to be drawn and quartered by the furious Process Trusters in this town for ending the 76ers next season before the summer league.

Get out of his way, let him throw down a dunk, take a selfie, and then thank god that he didn’t get hurt on your court.

I’m breaking out in a cold sweat just thinking about it.

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