Philadelphia Soul

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Soul for winning the Ultra Mega-Bowl…or something

1470693443-1459456622_philadelphia_soul_ticketsThe Philadelphia Soul are the champions, baby! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. What a win! Once again, the Soul are the Mega-Bowl….Super Arena….Canadian….Football League champions? Something like that? Whatever they are, they are the best, THE BEST.

SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL!

They won by like a touchdown, or a field goal, or one of those returns that the kickoff returner ran back after it bounced off those nets in the end zone…I think that counts for like 5 points, or 6 points? Either way it was awesome.

IT IS BEDLAM IN PHILADELPHIA TODAY!

The Soul beat their hated rivals the Tampa Bay Sea Dogs by a score of 44-40, or 4-0, I’m not entirely sure which one.

IT WAS ARENA FOOTBALL INDOOR CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE ACTION AT ITS BEST!

Who owns the team again? It’s someone famous….a singer? I think it’s a singer. Is it Billy Joel? It’s probably Billy Joel.

SING US A SONG, YOU’RE THE PIANO MAN, SING THE SOUL A SONG TONIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ULTRA-MEGA-INSANE-O-BOWL CHAMPS FOR THE FIFTH (?) SEASON IN A ROW!

Hell yes! I can’t wait to get out to that championship parade! When is it? Tomorrow? Wait…was it that Fantasy Fest thing I saw people complaining about on Twitter? Was that the parade? When did they actually play the game, I don’t know.

YOU MAY BE WRONG, I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU’RE LOOKING FOR BECAUSE I AM CRAZY ABOUT THE PHILADELPHIA SOUL!

 

Philadelphia Soul to wear Figrin D’an jerseys in upcoming game

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The famed Figrin D’an of the Modal Nodes.

Philadelphia, PA – Perhaps taking a page out of the Reading Fightins book, the Philadelphia Soul are getting into the Star Wars craze and have announced they will don jerseys with a classic character from the beloved sci-fi franchise for an upcoming game.

The Soul will wear Figrin D’an jerseys against the Orlando Predators this Saturday, May 21.

Figrin D’an, as any fan of the series knows, is the lead Kloo Horn player and bandleader of the Modal Nodes. The Modal Nodes, of course, are the house band of the Mos Eisley Cantina and are known for their hit single “The Cantina Song,” which they perform on repeat for hours at a time.

The Soul are planning a night of festivities to honor the “most famous and well-known character of the Star Wars Franchise” during the special night.

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