The Philadelphia Soul are the champions, baby! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. What a win! Once again, the Soul are the Mega-Bowl….Super Arena….Canadian….Football League champions? Something like that? Whatever they are, they are the best, THE BEST.
SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL!
They won by like a touchdown, or a field goal, or one of those returns that the kickoff returner ran back after it bounced off those nets in the end zone…I think that counts for like 5 points, or 6 points? Either way it was awesome.
IT IS BEDLAM IN PHILADELPHIA TODAY!
The Soul beat their hated rivals the Tampa Bay Sea Dogs by a score of 44-40, or 4-0, I’m not entirely sure which one.
IT WAS ARENA FOOTBALL INDOOR CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE ACTION AT ITS BEST!
Who owns the team again? It’s someone famous….a singer? I think it’s a singer. Is it Billy Joel? It’s probably Billy Joel.
SING US A SONG, YOU’RE THE PIANO MAN, SING THE SOUL A SONG TONIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ULTRA-MEGA-INSANE-O-BOWL CHAMPS FOR THE FIFTH (?) SEASON IN A ROW!
Hell yes! I can’t wait to get out to that championship parade! When is it? Tomorrow? Wait…was it that Fantasy Fest thing I saw people complaining about on Twitter? Was that the parade? When did they actually play the game, I don’t know.
YOU MAY BE WRONG, I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUNATIC YOU’RE LOOKING FOR BECAUSE I AM CRAZY ABOUT THE PHILADELPHIA SOUL!