Hi, Uncle Coggin here! Gang, have you ever wanted to enter the exciting world of Philadelphia sports talk radio, but you have no discernible talent, journalist integrity, and absolutely no ability to string together a coherent, unique thought of your own?

Well if that’s the case, than how do you not already have your own show on WIP or the Fanatic?!

I kid! Look, we know the sports talk industry is a tough nut to crack. How can one expect to create new and creative content day-in-and-day-out to challenge only the most discerning mouth-breathing listeners the Tri-State area has to offer?

The takes necessary to craft engaging and thought-provoking content for a show…my God. That could take several MINUTES every day to prep for a show, and who has time for that?!

But good old Uncle Coggin has JUST the solution for you. For just four easy payments of $99.99 I will give you access to a revolutionary sports talk system that dozens of “successful” Philadelphia sports talk hosts use to craft their shows each and every day.

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With my patented Uncle Coggin Philadelphia Sports Talk System, you too can take advantage of such tried and true sports talk segments as… The Trade!

“I have to tell you, I’m (not sure/very sure) that this trade is going to work out! I think (insert team) really (gave up too much/got a steal) with (insert player name here). He’s a known (clubhouse cancer/clubhouse leader) who will absolutely (help/hurt) us in the long run. Besides, the (insert prospect name or draft pick here) we gave up (is going to be elite/doesn’t matter right now). What in the world is (Philadelphia team or other team) thinking about? What do you think? Give us a call at (station number).”

You can practically here the callers lining up to fill the hours you need to fill to become an elite Philadelphia sports talk host!

Or how about this classic…No Hustle!

“I have to tell you, (player name) lack of (hustle/dedication/effort) is really starting to hurt (insert team name here). It started with (innocuous example of not hustling…ie running out a ball to first base, not getting back on defense, not running down a tackle) and it’s continued with (innocuous example number two that in no way relates to a discernible pattern that anyone should be worried about). I tried to tell you that (player name) isn’t a Philly guy! What do you think? Give us a call at (station number).”

Unbelievable! You can just see the social media engagement rolling in!

And for our more seasoned hosts…The Back Track!

“Yes, I know I called for the (trade/release) of (fan favorite player here) just two weeks ago, but what he’s doing right now is unbelievable! I was actually (right/correct/testing you) when I called for him to be traded for (player that would never be actually traded, superstar way above a legitimate return, player who retired years ago). I’ve always had this player’s back, and it’s a shame that more hosts don’t support our athletes! What do you think? Give us a call at (state number).”

Our patented sports talk system will ensure that you do a minimal amount of work to generate the most stereotypically tried-and-true Philadelphia sports talk opinions to drive you up the Nielsen charts.

But don’t take it from me, take it from an anonymous sports talk host that has found success with our patented system!

“My dad was one of the originators of Philadelphia sports talk radio, so trying to live up to his expectation as a blowhard, controversial host was always difficult. I always felt like I was living under his shadow, that my takes just weren’t controversial enough for this city! But after using Uncle Coggin’s Patented Philadelphia Sports Talk System, I’m confident enough in my idiotic content that I can engage and entertain the lowest common denominator of sports fan in this great city! I quickly realized that anything original wouldn’t get me anywhere, so through using his patented ‘Hustle’ script I was able to get my name out there by creating a controversy over Bryce Harper out of practically nothing. Thanks Uncle Coggin!”

Another satisfied user! So what are you waiting for, get on that phone, be dialing, and become the next big thing in Philadelphia sports talk radio!

Call now!