What the fuck, Denver? Last I checked we lived in America. What in god’s name is up with your home court?

I know an old-fashioned hammer and sickle when I sees it. I’M ON TO YOU. Do you make your fans wait in week long lines for bread at halftime, you pinko commie STOOLIES.

Why is the Soviet Union’s Hammer and Sickle on the Nuggets’ floor? Not clear enough? Here, definitive proof the Nuggets are a part of the Red Menace. Joseph McCarthy was right, the Reds WALK AMONG US.

Dosvedanya, comrades. I’m on to you.