DeMarco Murray: ‘I’m tired of taking the high road’

MurrayPhiladelphia, PA – After being asked about the upcoming game this Sunday at 4:25 p.m. versus the Dallas Cowboys, his first since leaving the team, DeMarco Murray finally opened up about what it would be like to face the team that decided to not offer him a lucrative contract in the off season.

“I know I’ve been saying it’s not a big deal all week, that it’s just another game, but that’s not really the case if I’m going to be true to myself. I’m tired of taking the high road,” Murray said today after training. “Fuck Jerry Jones and his liver spotted head. You sign Dez Bryant to a multi-year, multi-million dollar contract and he gets hurt in the first week. You two can go fuck each other. I can’t wait to stomp them into the ground. Fuck this shit, I’m going to crush every single one of those pieces of shit on Sunday. This one is going to hurt. I’m going to set that franchise back two decades.”

Murray continued.

“To all those inbred hicks who supported me for years and then sent me all those horrible messages on Twitter and posted videos cursing me and my family, I think I’m going to enjoy this most of all. None of you have anything going on in your lives except for the stupid Cowboys. I can’t wait for you all to jump off the bandwagon when the Cowboys don’t make the playoffs this year. Go cry in your trailers you pieces of human garbage. The suicide rate in Dallas is going to skyrocket after Sunday’s game and I’m going to charter a plane to Texas to personally dance on each and every one of your graves.”

“Seriously, you can all go to hell.”

Murray the proceeded to make slashing gestures across his throat until all the assembled reporters awkwardly left the media room.

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