What does young Brett Brown look like?

I’m a busy man this week at work, but sometimes you have to take a step back and focus on what’s truly important.

One of the great follows on Twitter, @gippergrove, blessed the 76ers community…no….the WORLD with a treasure trove of pictures of a very young Brett Brown with a glorious mane of curly hair and some of the biggest glasses I’ve ever seen outside of a three-ring circus.

(Credit: @GipperGrove)

My God. Gaze upon him and give thanks, but be fearful, for Coach Brown giveth and he certainly taketh away.

Here is an all-encompassing and VERY IMPORTANT list of what young Brett Brown looks like:

Supermarket Sweep contestant from the 1993 season.
Lilith Fair bead vendor.
Assistant to the Assistant Manager at a Worcester, Mass. Circuit City.
Runner-up host for Nick Arcade.
Phonics tutor.
Khaki shorts enthusiast.
A real cock-slinger.
Official bikini inspector of Wildwood circa 1991.
A Murphy Brown extra.
“You’re just going to have to calm down, miss, but you can’t return that NEO/GEO system, it has clearly been used. I could potentially give you a store credit?”
Afternoon-shift manager of a Cherry Hill Fuddruckers.
Struggling roller rink owner.
The owner of the “rich kids” camp in a late 80s comedy.
The owner of a used Dodge Neon car lot.
The lonely owner of at least 10 cats.
A GODDAMN COACHING LEGEND.