Jesus Christ…he did this before I could tell him not too. He was out there for maybe 20 minutes before he collapsed into a snowdrift….I haven’t seen him move in close to 15 minutes. What an ass.

I’ll call an ambulance in a few minutes. I apologize to the women of Haddon Heights for him calling you “house fraus.” Is it too late to get a divorce? Does anyone know any good lawyers? I can’t take this much longer.

He’s moving around out there, he’s fine. He may just lose a few fingers. That’d be nice…maybe this stupid blog would die for good.