I can’t believe this is happening. Just calm down, breathe….breathe….deep in, deep out, maybe I should sit down for a few minutes. You said what? Craig Carton, of Boomer and Carton, the guy I paid $1,200 to for two first-row tickets to Nickelback and Cheap Trick on Sept. 23 at the SaskTel Centre in Saskatoon, Canada, got arrested this morning? For running a fake ticket company that has allegedly scammed customers out of $2 million?

GOD DAMNIT. I’m going to miss out on the 2017 Feed the Machine Tour because of this SHIT, aren’t I?

This is worse than the time I gave Don Tollefson $2,000 for an exclusive “meet n’ greet” with Charles Barkley.

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