Finally, in these trying times, we have ourselves some bonafide good news.
The 76ers, ladies and gentlemen, have the spirits on their side in Orlando, as a bonafide psychic has deemed the Sixers chances for a championship in this strange season as very good.
But, and here’s the BIG catch, only if we believe in them.
We’ve only done this once before, but in these UNPRECEDENTED TIMES it feels right that we have to turn for guidance to the spirit world. It is time to slip off the binds that anchor us to this dimension and open our third eyes to the strange and unusual.
We turned to an old friend, Psychic Tracey, the foremost Twitter psychic (@psychictracey) to see how the 76ers would fare when the season returns. Tracey is the BEST and she is wise…and in all honesty she’s the only psychic on twitter that would return our DMs in two years. It’s like the others somehow knew our messages were bullshit.
But Tracey is different. She has a pure heart and powers beyond our wildest dreams. Now, yes, it’s true that the last time we spoke with her she wasn’t 100% accurate in her prediction that Jimmy Butler would re-sign with Philadelphia in the offseason.
Frankly, I blame Butler. When she drew the cards and foresaw him re-signing I TRULY BELIEVE he was ready in his heart to put pen to paper on a new 76ers contract before being swayed by the almighty dollar.
So we reached out again to the seer of seer and asked for her help again…what chances do the Sixers have when the season kicks off again in Orlando?
You have to BELIEVE Philadelphia. If we want some good news in this shitty time in our lives, we have to BELIEVE and MANIFEST it into being. It’s not in our nature to be positive, but Psychic Tracey has NEVER STEERED US WRONG BEFORE. Manifest this into reality.
Start thinking happy thoughts, Philadelphia, and we’ll be marching down Broad Street (in May of 2021) before we know it.
Trust in Psychic Tracey. Trust in the Process. Trust in a championship.
And if they blow it? Then we’re all a bunch of pathetic losers.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say she wasn’t wrong about Jimmy & Tobias. They were technically ABLE to resign both but Jimmy didn’t wanna be here right? Trust in our psychic goddess’ process
Philadelphia 76ers 2020 NBA Champions
You marvelous son of a bitch you’re RIGHT