The 76ers City Edition song that is in no way similar to the Simpsons Monorail song

In honor of the 76ers City Edition merchandise release today, I’ve carefully crafted a “Music Man” type chorus number to commemorate the awesome new 76ers gear for sale.

This number just came to me out of the blue. It’s catchy as hell and in no way resembles the famed Monorail song from one of the greatest Simpsons episodes ever written.

Enjoy!

Coggin: Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth

Like a genuine,

Bona fide,

Electrified,

City Edition

Merchandise release!

What’d I say?

Ned Flanders: City Edition!

Coggin: What’s it called?

Patty+Selma: City Edition!

Coggin: That’s right! 76ers City Edition!

[crowd chants ‘City Edition’ softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear the prices are awfully steep.

Coggin: No my dear they’re very cheap.

Apu: Is there a chance the shirt could rend?

Coggin: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Coggin: You’ll be given cushy front-office jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Coggin: No, good sir, I’m on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Coggin: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it’s Philadelphia’s only choice…

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: City Edition!

Coggin: What’s it called?

All: City Edition!

Coggin: Once again…

All: City Edition

Marge: But Markelle Fultz is still all cracked and broken…

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: City Edition!

City Edition!

City Edition!

[big finish]

City Edition!

Homer: City Ed… D’oh!

 


Please don’t sue us, Simpsons producers.

Click the banner or THIS LINK to check out the 76ers City Edition collection.

NBA City Edition Collection

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