Las Vegas

Mayweather makes next bout official, plans to fight girlfriend

DV_To_Getty_3297927_0.jpgLas Vegas, Nevada – Two days after a signature win against touted rival Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather is already planning for his next bout, which he has declared will be against current girlfriend Doralie Medina.

Mayweather said the fight will be set for next weekend and will be scheduled to last at least 5 minutes.

“We’ve sparred before, but we’re going to make it official next Saturday,” Mayweather told media members at an impromptu press conference.

Mayweather said the fight will take place after Doralie slightly criticizes his choice of restaurant for the evening and will more than likely be held in his first floor living room. It may or may not be held in front of one or several of Mayweather’s stunned and crying children.

“She can move really well, great side to side vision, but I feel like I can use my quickness to really tag her and put her down for good. I think I’ll be able to take her cellphone too and delete any evidence that I laid my hands on her as well, should be a great fight,” Mayweather said.

Mayweather said he hopes this fight lasts longer than his previous bout with ex-wife, Josie Harris, whom he described as having a bit of a glass jaw.

As of press time, Mayweather’s camp had already denied Michelle Beadle and Rachel Nichols any access to the battered woman shelter his girlfriend would most likely check herself into after she realizes what a piece of human garbage she was dating.